We have no idea why people do incredibly stupid things like approach insanely massive ships while riding something as tiny as a jet ski, but sometimes they do. Take this guy for example. While most people on jet skis would steer clear of a ship that could suck them under and kill them without knowing anything different, this guy decides he wants to touch the very vessel that almost kills him. Luckily for him, he survived. We’re not so sure he’ll make it to 2017 if he continues to give natural selection a reason to work against him.